rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Twice off the same hard

Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.

'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'

by fanimani April 11, 2009

mob hard

This is how ledge people say "Let's go". It's like "Let's go" except it's more like "Let's go, we're fucking awesome."

ex 1)
Taylor: I <3 Bagels closes in like ten minutes.
Jason: .........ugh........... mob hard.

ex 2)
Ben: Is that a siren?
Keith: Popo. Mob hard.
Ben: When in Rome.

ex 3)
Glenn: Holy blunting blunt, that is a fat blunting set coming in.
Josh: WHERE ARE MY FINS?
Glenn: I threw them forty yards away.
Josh: You are quite a tool.
Glenn: Touche.
Josh: Whatever. I want to nail a fat wave. Mob hard.

ex 4)
Tucker: I think that gaylord Bubba is coming over here. Yes... he is heading in this direction.
Fernando: Mob hard.

by JJ the Chap Taper Legend April 13, 2008

hard bass

Hardbass is music danced to by Slavs and Gopniks

Dimitri do you want to go dance to hard bass with the other Gopniks and slavs

by Squatting_gopnik March 28, 2017

Hardcore Parkour

attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.

The Office "Parkour in the Office"
"Hardcore parkour!" (jumps over chair)

by adchan July 5, 2011

NNN hard mode

Beat your meat every morning on NNN without nutting for 30mins and do it again at night.

“Did you fail no nut november?”

“Yeah I was doing NNN hard mode.”

by Kingdong76 November 3, 2019

hard stan

someone who is thirsty for their fave and expresses it in a sexual manner

she is such a hard stan for Kim Minseok!

by aalibox April 18, 2017