pee wee herman'd

getting caught masterbating

dude that fucker Phillip tottaly got Pee Wee Herman'd the other night

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

Hegman

n- a sexual position or move involving the interlocking of the rear person's arms around the front person's head and arms, restraining the front person, like in a full nelson. Other varities include the half hegman and the reverse hegman

1. Among the wide variety of sexual positions that Peter and Chrissy experimented with on their honeymoon was the hegman.

2. Dave's signature move in bed is the hegman.

by JerichoBear December 20, 2008

Hemmandy

to describe a situation that is so cool that you want something like it for yourself

How long have those two been going out? It's so hemmandy

by Rigor Mortis Tortoise November 8, 2012

hermantown

where the smallest dick exists and the guy who has it is also a whore. who is this mystery man you're asking? it's alex johnson

let's go to hermantown and see alex johnsons tiny dick

by mitch the little bitch September 14, 2017

Hermansclerosis

The condition of herman402's fetish for BAIC girls. The prefix "-sclerosis" means hardening. BAIC girls harden Herman's dick. This term in context is used to make fun of herman402 and his "fetish".

herman402: I think I have a fetish for BAIC girls.....
Some rando: MEN. HE HAS HERMANSCLEROSIS!

by 25cal October 5, 2019

Hermanto

A person who is very driven, smart, the greatest guy in the world. He can be kinda annoying sometimes especially when he jokes around his girlfriend. Used to be a ladies man, but that was on his "young fuckboi stage".

My Hermanto is the guy I wanna spend the rest of my life with

by notthelittlemermaid May 15, 2020

Mr Herman

More commonly known as Lorenz. Honestly the highlight of middle school. Says “ The bell doesn’t dismiss you” religiously. Has more hair on his chest than his head. His Best friends name is usually Reem. Jealous of Reem, because she’s smarter, and higher on the food chain. Has a dank asthetic. looks like the dad in cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Always wears this safari lookin hat and blue shirts with khakis. Never grew out of superhero’s. Dad probably didn’t give him enough attention. Is scary at times. Feeds off of little kids fears. You’ve probably had a nightmare or two about him, and he loves it. Probably a legend on tinder.

Lorenz is on the top of the food chain. Mr Herman Can kick your ass in Tae Kwando any day. Says he won’t, but certainly will hunt you down for labs. Remodels train stations during breaks. Gets of topic faster than you can say kabob. Volunteers to monitor detention, just cause he likes to see kids suffer.

by Sakura Miller October 16, 2018