More commonly known as Lorenz. Honestly the highlight of middle school. Says “ The bell doesn’t dismiss you” religiously. Has more hair on his chest than his head. His Best friends name is usually Reem. Jealous of Reem, because she’s smarter, and higher on the food chain. Has a dank asthetic. looks like the dad in cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Always wears this safari lookin hat and blue shirts with khakis. Never grew out of superhero’s. Dad probably didn’t give him enough attention. Is scary at times. Feeds off of little kids fears. You’ve probably had a nightmare or two about him, and he loves it. Probably a legend on tinder.
Lorenz is on the top of the food chain. Mr Herman Can kick your ass in Tae Kwando any day. Says he won’t, but certainly will hunt you down for labs. Remodels train stations during breaks. Gets of topic faster than you can say kabob. Volunteers to monitor detention, just cause he likes to see kids suffer.
by Sakura Miller October 16, 2018