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Hernandez'd

i.e. Killed it in terms of doing very well against a person, place or event. For Aaron Hernandez, football player in NFL now facing murder charges.
"Have you heard Jay Z's new album? He Hernandez'd it." "I just finished my calculus test. I hope I Hernandez'd it. "
by SOFLA August 26, 2013
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Jumping Hernandez

When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.
WOAH BITCH! YOU JUST PULLED A JUMPING HERNANDEZ!
by Captain Long Johnson July 11, 2009
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Hernandez

What some homosexual people call oral sex.
EX1

Guy 1: Hey man can I get a Hernandez?
Guy 2: Sure! But I dont swallow.
by Dljorgy November 14, 2011
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Canecutter's Hernia

The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.
Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).

Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)
by Justin Sanderson December 25, 2008
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Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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herny

hernie:
a mix of hernia and horny.
a horny person who has a hernia or has had a hernia.
intercourse usually ends quickly due to pain and swelling.
that guy is a total herny cant you tell; you can see the lump in his jeans.
by Lloyd Kicks Ass August 7, 2008
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Hernan

A non-derogatory word to describe an Cuban or Argentinean person
Ex: I hope hernan know what he is doing or we are going to be fucked
by BFlorida January 4, 2009
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