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Herman Cain

A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.
Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?

Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
by TheMechanic11 November 19, 2011
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Herman

Herman is the best friend you can ever have. Once you are friends with him, he is always friends with you no matter if you are in a different school or class.

He is the person that you can trust and he would always listen to you even if you are just ranting.

He would care for you by doing the simplest things to make you feel like someone is actually caring for you. He calls himself an idoit too but in reality he is not really an idoit but sometimes is.
Person 1: I heard that Herman is great friend
Person 2: He is. He is super loyal.
by wohenni November 30, 2021
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bleeding herman

noun:When you masterbate to much, your penis stops shooting cum and starts shooting blood.
Since adam klein never jacks it, he doesnt have to worry about getting a bleeding puppy.
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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Hermina

Herminas are extremely comedy and nice people. They have an extreme like of eggs, men, big pickles, and purple. If you see someone named Hermina, go talk to them (:
Hermina greets people with the word JAMBO, and drools over hot men.
by you know who!. January 17, 2009
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Herman Cain

A 2012 Presidential Candidate whose add campaign featured one of his political advisors smoking a cigarette at the end of the commercial. The recent video released by Cain's campaign has sparked controversy over the unclear reason of creating a commercial with tobacco in it.
1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
by anzainfo October 25, 2011
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hermanita

Serena es hermanita de Venus.
by Bullfighter Spanish August 5, 2012
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holding Herman

Getting stuck with the problem. Being left in the worst possible position by your buddies
According to the Times of London, in Andrew Ross Sorkin's book on the Lehman collapse, "Mr Paulson, the former head of Goldman Sachs...had said at the time that he was anxious that the Wall Street bank was rescued because “I don’t want to be left here holding Herman” — a lewd American reference.
by mitchw23 October 29, 2009
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