Patrick Henry College

A recently-founded classical liberal arts college where ex-home schoolers comprise over half of the student body.

Having grown up reading latin, Greek mythology, and the Bible with their 12 brothers and sisters, many students react to their newfound freedom by studying 60 hours a week and heckling anybody who scores below a 175 on the LSAT.

Patrick Henry College is also one of the only schools in the nation with a full parking lot on Friday nights and an empty one Sunday mornings. Rather than dividing themselves into groups of jocks, nerds, and the like, students recognize that they are all nerds and create pecking orders based upon competing epistemologies, opinions on different church fathers, and swing dancing ability.

Fringe groups of cool kids, most of whom went to public and private schools, labor in vain to create an improved public image for their school but generally divert their efforts towards dodging school rules, perfecting their social skills, scoring boss jobs, or getting into cool schools (meaning top 10 in law/IR/economics/philosophy/theology).

The school where the kids from the Little Giants went to play soccer and basketball after they lost their luck and The Annexation of Peurto Rico was forbidden (the worst collegiate athletics program ever maintained).

"I was runner-up in the high school moot court championships so Patrick Henry College accepted the winner and I had to go to Cedarville.

"Did the men's Patrick Henry College soccer team lose the game?" (*you lost the game*) "yeah but only by 11 points and they almost scored once." "Ah that sucks. High school teams around that area are good."

by grandmustardtiger September 19, 2011

henry pimp

a henry pimp is a the top street title and only ture pimps can be called it

that man is a henry pimp strate up

by snoop d.o.g.g August 23, 2003

henry rollins

a rock god, also know to act and give spoken word preformances. Lead singer of the Rollins Band, formely of black flag and Henryeta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters. An inteligiant, amusing and passionate preformer.

Henry Rollins is the last great punk preformer.

by tranquil_demon August 5, 2003

Thierry Henry

Thierry Henry - Simply one of the best players in the world at the minute. Maybe the best actor too. Nice guy too, leads the anti-racism campaign like a true champion.

Hey, did you see Thierry Henry last night? Scored 4 and set up 5. I can't believe people compare this guy to Nistelrooy...

by Thierry Henry May 13, 2005

Henry Rollins

The former lead singer of Black Flag. Also the former singer of Rollins Band, a super kick ass hard rock band from the late 80's and 90's. Hard Volume would be a good album to buy if one is interested in Henry Rollins. He also speaks out against artists with no soul and politicians who suck. Also a strong supporter of the West Memphis Three; three guys wrongly accused of homicide. Rollins also does lots of spoken word, has written many great books, and played small roles in many movies.

The guy who played Spider in "Johnny Mnemonic."

by Mr. Zanabar September 5, 2005

henry rollins

1.the man!!!
2.he never fucking stops yelling all the time. whenever he talks he yells.
but that is awesome

Henry Rollins is yelling!!!

by shea gilly January 24, 2004

john henry

a penis, usually 7-9 inches in length and rather thick, taken from the African American folk hero John Henry, who packed a wallop with both his trusty sledge hammer while working on the rail ways and his own mighty John Henry... as the ladies of the 1800's so fondly put it

"Wow! Look at Sean's John Henry... it's massive!"

"Put John Henry in me... or at least as much of him as you can"

by grifbassking December 18, 2007