hofty

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

Hufty

Adjective- burly with a touch of oomf

oh ny god. That is a hufty fat rich king eating a very hufty fat loaf of Italian bread

by BigLoosh69 March 19, 2019

hetty betty

mildly derogatory term for a heterosexual female

Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."

Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."

(True, by the way.)

by SmallTownDreamer January 20, 2009

hetty

short for hetrosexual or straight.
Used by angry gays like me to confuse straight guys. Hetty usualy depicts 'stupid straight guy'

Damn he is hot, he is hetty though.. Fucking hetties with eat anything that smells like fish!

by richard reeves October 3, 2004

heffy

A fat, bipolar waste of life who spends his days surviving on the money of the taxpayers and watching Power Rangers all day.

Dude, you've changed man. When did you become such a Heffy?

by Dude- January 22, 2008

Hefticles

Massive breasts of a fatty nature.

Check out those Hefticles. You'd get brain damage motor boating those.

by dyavoll May 21, 2011

Hetty

a beautiful woman

that Hetty is beautiful

by Hettsey July 15, 2020