Haylett

shandy drinking, skirt wearing, goat chaser

Puts on his A-line gets drunks and visits farms

by Seagull December 17, 2003

Hamlet

A baby hamster under the age of about 3 months. Originates from the word "Piglet" : a baby pig.

Jon gave me a present! I got a hamlet and he's very sweet. He needs lots of care though, as he is only little x

by Pro ass December 13, 2008

Shacole Hamlett

The Coolest Person in the world. She's Sexy, Single, and Sizzling.
Even though Gavin Arbuckle says different, It's just cause he's jealous!!!

SHACOLE IS THE SHIZZNITS!!!

Person 1: Do you know shacole?

Person 2: Oh yeah, you mean that sexy one over there

Person 1: Defiently!!!

Person 2: I Love HER!!!

Person 1: so does everyone!!!

by Somebody (NOPY NOPY) February 18, 2004

Hazleton Switcheroo

Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.

THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993

Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?

Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.

Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.

Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?

Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

halletts

a gathering of objects and/or persons formed in a semi-formal row.

Origin: mid Texas slang

The halletts of jars on the window sill sparkled in the morning light.

by Motive-Alloy February 26, 2010

hazlenut

when you cum in a girls mouth and she swallows it all instantly, thereby "sucking it dry." Derived from the word hazle defined as "to make dry" and nut meaning the act of ejaculation.

MARK: hey you remember mary from high school
JEFF: you mean mary lane?
MARK: yeah
JEFF: oh yeah, i'll never forget her man, that was my first hazlenut!!!

by exoticblend43 June 16, 2010

Hamlet

Omelet with ham

Good morning, Ill take a hamlet with some OJ.

by Bdiddy00 July 14, 2011