When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.
“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”
by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022
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2. My teacher is a hawking old lady.
3. That girl's hot, but she's a hawk
by birdsofprey May 1, 2009
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"Hawking" (verb) : To go above and beyond what is expected for the mere enjoyment of doing it.
Antonym: To Rampart.
Antonym: To Rampart.
My friend asked if I could help him move in this weekend, but I'm hawking it and bringing some pizza and beers so he doesn't have to worry about lunch!
by By reddit's Markles June 5, 2013
Get the Hawking mug.Taking advantage of a girls vulnerability and confusion when she is fighting with her significant other. You act like her knight in shining armour and she ends up hooking up with you thinking you will solve all her problems.
I'm chicken hawking this hot girl I know. Her and her boyfriend had a fight last night and I'm looking like a great option right now.
by Mr. ThatGuy421 April 19, 2018
Get the Chicken hawking mug.(n)to hawk is to jump down from a high ledge or surface on a online shooter and make an instant kill on a player player using a melee attack.
by gammer26 August 1, 2006
Get the hawking mug.by Chazlee Garcia May 6, 2008
Get the Chicken Hawking mug.Sexual act in which the male completes the deed to such satisfaction, the female is unable to walk or speak the following day.
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