Cameron James Hawke

The ugliest fucker in the world, only usable in Vietnam, because thats where this ugly fucker is. He also gets no bitches and has the tiniest penis

Cameron James Hawke is a faggot as bitch with a tiny dick.

by Nigeria556 April 19, 2020

hakey

Sticky, dirty, unwashed, putrid, food covered hands. Unsightly and horrid to touch.

Laura: I don't want that guy touching me, his hands are always "hakey"!!!

by no1kelly February 27, 2011

Port Hawkesbury

This place is the shit-hole of Cape Breton. In fact, it is the shit-hole of the entire world. It is where everything good in life (especially Wal-Mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.

Girl: "EW! Where the fuck did we land ourselves? This place looks like God ate a huge fucking burrito and shit on a rock."
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"

by JUST SAY NO TO PHK. November 8, 2009

Gym Teacher's Hankey

It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.

Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.

by LusterKing January 14, 2009

Hackey sack-ass

When you first squeeze the ass there is some give, giving the squeezor the illusion of a "Fat-ass." However, upon further squeezing, the squeezor realizes that said ass is rather lean at its core, hence the name hackey sack-ass, due to its resemblance to a hackey sack.

Girl 1: "Ya I thought his ass was fat but upon further squeezing I found it to be rather firm."
Girl 2: "Like a hackey sack?
Girl 1: "Ya Totally, it's a hackey sack-ass!!"

by Li the Pious November 26, 2009

hawky

A young person of questionable socio-economic background who wears sports clothes and baseball caps and lists main hobbies as harassment and aquiring gold jewellry

The pub was rough, it was full of hawkys

by Skidz September 14, 2003

hackey sack

ball sack, man bag, sack, scrotal sack, coin purse, testes, etc.

During a rousing game of hackey i got sacked in the hackey sack.

by Souxie Revenge July 29, 2009