A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.
"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009
Get the David Hasselcoiffe mug.a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.
Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp
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A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.
Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
by cage,nicholascage May 26, 2018
Get the brian halsey mug.Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
Get the Cool Story Hansel mug.A man of great stature, his reputation precedes him. He is the boss of his life and world. A man who has mastered Tony Robins technique of "manifestation". A man who could also be known as "Top Gun" with the ladies.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo bro, where are all the ladies tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, this club is dead, full of grenades!
Guy 1: Lets Haseeb this mofo and pull some chicks!
Example 2:
"See that chick over there, I haseebed her number a couple days ago, and Top Gunned her yesterday!"
Guy 1: Yo bro, where are all the ladies tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, this club is dead, full of grenades!
Guy 1: Lets Haseeb this mofo and pull some chicks!
Example 2:
"See that chick over there, I haseebed her number a couple days ago, and Top Gunned her yesterday!"
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Synonym: Friend
Antonym: Imaad
Synonym: Friend
Antonym: Imaad
by Barry "BANG" Scott June 24, 2018
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