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Hatchet girl

Meaning you're affiliated with juggalo family. Leaving all bullshit behind you and representing a female who made it through her struggles. M
Female version of a hatchet man would be a hatchet girl.
by Mamagirl208 May 23, 2018
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hatchford

hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true
me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."
by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010
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hatchet slash

Hatchet slash is not a wound..per say. In the bible belt, the hatchet slash is most commonly refferd to as a womans fun hole. Close inspection of a vagina reveals this origin as it looks like god himself inflicted this most pleasing wound. Over the years, the hatchet slash has healed and evolved into the "harry end of a gut".
Wow man! I really wanna bang Hester's hatchet slash!
by Ussery June 29, 2007
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hitched

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."
by fillbaybay November 16, 2010
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hatchet

-Similar to the female camel toe it is a variant of the male ninja toe where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.

-Small hand axe

-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade
Look at that poor fella sportin a hatchet in those pants, he's not impressing anyone.

My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.

We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.
by TheRealLordDampnut November 30, 2017
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Hatchet Girl

The female symbol for a juggalette. A juggalette is a female ICP ( Insane Clown Posse ) , horrorcore, and any artist associated with them and Psychopathic Records label. The males are referred to as juggalos, and their symbol is the original one... The Hatchet Man.
Hey... Look at my new Hatchet Girl merchandise that I bought! Juggalette Juggalo ICP horrorcore rap rock whoop whoop Psychopathic Records Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope Hatchet Hatchet Girl Hatchet Man Twiztid clowns The Dark Carnival Shangri-la The Great Melinko axe
by Cathie71 February 28, 2018
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Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"
by Superpickle January 11, 2017
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