hatchford

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hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true

me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."

hatchford by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010

hackford

a penis and ball sack combination where the scrotum hangs lower than the tip of the dick. Can be very upsetting to the female population. Can be even more upsetting if the male has a semi and the balls are still longer.

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? You probably have a hackford.

hackford by bubba bear 77 May 30, 2011

Related Words

hatchford • Latchford • batchford • hackford • harry hatchard • Jillian Latchford • watch for deer

Jillian Latchford

The girl yo mans wish he had

You better tell Jillian Latchford to leave before your man comes over.

Jillian Latchford by Wow fun August 4, 2018

Latchford

One of great importance to all of mankind. The sexiest and the men are the most masculine of all. One can only dream of meeting a Latchford, and if they are lucky enough to meet one their lives are changed forever. The most prolific of these great beings is Harry. They are also the best lovers.

Man I was so depressed, but I just met a Latchford and I feel like just meeting one gives me a reason to live.

Latchford by Hello I'm Harry February 6, 2009

Latchford

A place in the north-west of the UK, near the centre of Warrington full of chavs, drug dealers, sluts but 2% of it is filled with normal, well behaved people.

A: Where in Warrington do you live?
B:In Latchford
A: God, thats a shit-hole
B:Yeah....

Latchford by Mromnomnomcookie August 17, 2012

batchford

A girl or guy who gets hit on by many people but rejects everyone. If a BATCHFORD falls for that special someone theyre very lucky as this doesnt occur often. A BATCHFORD is a rare phenomenon that will like a variety of different things from hours of hardcore gaming to hours of dancing.

Bro1: im thinking of asking *name* out
Bro2: bruh shes a BATCHFORD!

Bro1: we've been talking for awhile..
Bro2: youre in for a treat, theyre gamers; go for it!

batchford by Theycallmethetruth January 11, 2015

harry hatchard

he is ok but has a huge forhead his nickname is megamindandcan go fuck himself

oiaiden ur a harry hatchard

harry hatchard by benderboy12345 February 13, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026