hatchford

hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true

me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."

by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010

hackford

a penis and ball sack combination where the scrotum hangs lower than the tip of the dick. Can be very upsetting to the female population. Can be even more upsetting if the male has a semi and the balls are still longer.

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? You probably have a hackford.

by bubba bear 77 May 30, 2011

Jillian Latchford

The girl yo mans wish he had

You better tell Jillian Latchford to leave before your man comes over.

by Wow fun August 4, 2018

Latchford

One of great importance to all of mankind. The sexiest and the men are the most masculine of all. One can only dream of meeting a Latchford, and if they are lucky enough to meet one their lives are changed forever. The most prolific of these great beings is Harry. They are also the best lovers.

Man I was so depressed, but I just met a Latchford and I feel like just meeting one gives me a reason to live.

by Hello I'm Harry February 6, 2009

Latchford

A place in the north-west of the UK, near the centre of Warrington full of chavs, drug dealers, sluts but 2% of it is filled with normal, well behaved people.

A: Where in Warrington do you live?
B:In Latchford
A: God, thats a shit-hole
B:Yeah....

by Mromnomnomcookie August 17, 2012

batchford

A girl or guy who gets hit on by many people but rejects everyone. If a BATCHFORD falls for that special someone theyre very lucky as this doesnt occur often. A BATCHFORD is a rare phenomenon that will like a variety of different things from hours of hardcore gaming to hours of dancing.

Bro1: im thinking of asking *name* out
Bro2: bruh shes a BATCHFORD!

Bro1: we've been talking for awhile..
Bro2: youre in for a treat, theyre gamers; go for it!

by Theycallmethetruth January 11, 2015

harry hatchard

he is ok but has a huge forhead his nickname is megamindandcan go fuck himself

oiaiden ur a harry hatchard

by benderboy12345 February 13, 2020