Hartaconda

The Hartaconda is a non venomous extremely large snake. It is generally found in rural areas and starts its hunting in the early morning hours when it is hungriest. Although resilient in its stalking of prey, a few "Fuck You's", or "Go fuck yourselves" seem to be it's only Kryptonite. You can identify if you are being Hartaconda'd with a few easy warning signs. 1) You have considered cutting off your ears or possibly paying someone to fire off large caliber weapons close to your face to stop the ability to hear ridiculous rants about unsolvable or most likely fake problems. 2)You find yourself doing NOTHING all day and you are accompanied with someone talking about how you two are the only ones who did anything all day.
3) You are asked if you want to go fishing some time, only to have so called heterosexual, happily married friend stuff his penis in your face for a week straight.

Hey man, I've got a lot of problems at work going on, can you give me a hand?

Sorry bro, I got Hartaconda'd at 6:30, I guess I'm not doing shit today....... it sucks.....

by The Answer 503 December 3, 2018

Bret Harte Middle School

just no and no
the teachers probably hate their jobs and you can probably to tell

bret harte middle school is just a no

by askylea September 17, 2019

Ollie Hartlanded

When you get with someone and tell them you like them knowing that you would never actually date them properly, just for entertainment.

‘bro it’s so peak, he completely ollie hartlanded her’

by lifeisabiych December 22, 2019

DIPAPHY HARTBY

SB19 and A'TIN ( their fans ) way of greeting someone a Happy Birthday!

Dipaphy Hartby, Pinunong Hatdog!!! na enjoy mo ba regalo ng SB19 sa'yo? :P

by parsejuun September 19, 2020

dan harte

sexy short king who enjoys a thong and a good time

dan harte is used as a name for a sexy short person

“oh your such a dan harte”

by singing master24 May 15, 2021

More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009

Mary Hart's Legs

The only reason we watch entertainment tonight.

Mary Hart's Legs, Mary Hart's Legs, the only reason we watch this show is to see Mary's legs. Sung to the ET theme.

by amchamp99 January 14, 2005