Bombing the Harbor

The act of moving ones bowels over water. Normally done on a toilet, but preforming the act over any water will do. Acceptiable locations include: Jonny on the Spots, Port-O-Letts (any portable lue), Dockside, Boatside, Poolside ……

"Hey Bob! what the fuck is Bill doing?" He's in the bathroom Bombing The Harbor again.

by CroDaddie April 23, 2006

Pearly White Harbor

A surprise attack kiss

Emma: Will, I've been meaning to tell you som-
*Will kisses Emma*
Emma: That was a Pearly White Harbor!

by takishaaaaaaa February 23, 2011

Hamberders

What you feed the best college football team in the White House when you selfishly shut the government down because you can't get what you want.

I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders, etc.

by jermwash January 15, 2019

Cry harder

(verb) usu., issued as a command:

A phrase typically directed at one loudly complaining about their First World Problems.

"But I wanted a WHITE iPhone for Christmas, dad!!!"
"You're bitching about the color, now? Cry harder, cupcake. You're 17 years old, and it's high time you look for a fuckin job. Be thankful I got your leeching ass anything at all."

by Katanamaru August 4, 2019

Egg Harbor Township

A rural South Jersey township with a population of about 40,000. There is no public transportation and so there is always traffic at rush hour. In the public schools, each classroom has 30 or more students. Even with additions and expansions, the high school is still congested with more than 2,100 students. Between classes, hallways are arguably the equivalent of a Times Square sidewalk during the holiday season. It doesn't matter though because kids who think they're cool come to school high anyway. During the summer, everyone flocks to the beach and then complains about bennies. However, in the winter when the beach isn't an option, people go out and "party" which usually consists of getting drunk after two beers and then smoking a bowl full of skank weed. Houses range from large, single family homes to mobile homes. The Shore Mall doesn't deserve to be called a mall so instead everybody goes to the Hamilton Mall in dirty old Mays Landing. A lot of people commute to Atlantic City casinos for work and are part of the working class. Those who don't are middle class; no one is rich, some just pretend to be. Girls are usually trashy and almost none are virgins at the high school. People complain about EHT, but it seems that no one ever leaves because even most of the kids who graduate are too lazy to get anywhere in life.

We must be in Egg Harbor Township since there are 15 neighborhoods within a 2-mile radius.

by 41600 acres of nothing June 14, 2010

Harder

What a girl screams when she want's A guy's penis to go deeper in her pussy!

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten: HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!
Chad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Jesus Christ That Was Good Sex!
Chad : Amen!

by SlopNChop January 15, 2017

Stephen Harper's Revenge

The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.

For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!

by ThisIslandAK April 24, 2011