Jizz Hands

Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.

*Phone rings*

Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"

Son: "Ok."

*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*

by nolstar December 17, 2016

edward stiiizy hands

like edward 40 hands but instead of 40s you tape stiiizys to your hands. specifically stiiizy gold if youre on that fuck distillate 2020 wave

bro: what are you going to the halloween part as?
me: edward stiiizy hands.
bro: yoooo lemme hit

by 23_rainbow November 6, 2020

Run them hands

Usually what a nigga says when he wants to fight. He usually has bad intentions and wants to sleep your goofy ass.

run them hands nigga.

by Lbottylmao February 18, 2021

I got hands for days.

"I got hands for days" is simply an expression used to mean that the person making this statement usually wins in fist fights.

"That boy said he wants to fight you."
"I ain't worried. I got hands for days."

by cheergrl123 October 23, 2009

Handsy Boy

Handsome boy.

Used in literally Hitler.

“Awww, You look so Handsy Boy.”
“Doesn’t he look Handsy Boy?”
“He always looks Handsy Boy!”

by Bean Spider November 2, 2020

quiet hands

An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.

I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

Handshare

Sharing the use of one's hands – especially in a manner inappropriate with modern office decorum.

I was standing in the kitchen and Erik snuck up behind me and handshared my ass. One of these days I'm going to handshare his face in return.

by orangeale November 19, 2014