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Vietnamese Handjob

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in
"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."
by Trashkritter February 11, 2021
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extra dry handjob

No lube no spit just skin on skin making the most friction as possible
I gave him his first extra dry handjob, he loved it!
by Sts#1 September 8, 2017
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Canadian Handjob

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.
I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.
by 0vechkin December 9, 2012
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Courtesy Handjob

The type of handjob a guy gets from his good female (or male) friend because, for whatever reason, he is sexually frustrated and requires release. Done as a favor as opposed to an overt sexual act due to attraction.

Note: Not to be confused with a handjob your FWB gives you. Simply put, a platonic friend gives courtesy handjobs the same way friends spot each other for lunch or give each other rides.
"Hey, Alyssa, thanks for that courtesy handjob last night. I hadn't been laid in almost a month and it was killing me. You're the best!"

"Don't mention it John. I mean, what are friends for? But really, don't mention it. To anyone."
by Lupin the 3rd March 20, 2013
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The Kennedy HandJob

An extra-fat spliff, that is coated in honey, and saturated in kief.
The Kennedy HandJob i just smoked, hit me in the face man.
by JointRolla November 17, 2010
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rollover handjob

Receiving a handjob, while on your back with your feet spread up over your head, from a fully clothed woman. The end result being an ejaculation into your own mouth, onto your chin, and chest.
"What a wonderful experience that rollover handjob was, it tasted like christmas."
by Nadia Colbert December 15, 2007
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Mid-Western Handjob

A reverse style of a common variety "Handjob" where the thumb is free to move about the cabin in a circular motion
Doyle-"Oh man, Amber gives the best Mid-Western Handjob"
by Marishka Hagutay May 31, 2010
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