Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

verbal handies

When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.

I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::

(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh

by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013

Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.

by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

Granny Handing

When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.

“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl”

by BearWithGun September 9, 2019

Handicapped

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

by Zain Ali May 21, 2008

Handicrapper

The handicap toilet in most buildings, restaurants, etc.

Because I like a lot of space when I poop I'll always use the handicrapper!

by Eddy 47 XLVII TYO February 27, 2009

handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012