Bandstand

A one night stand with an entire band

I'm not saying she's a groupie...but she's had a Bandstand

by LalaF May 11, 2011

Handitard

A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.

(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?'
(Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'

by ismiseshrek December 28, 2007

Handsandwitch

The act of shaking one's hand, and then using your idle hand to enclose the person's hand between your hands.

Dude, shake my hand....... HANDSANDWITCH!!!!

by xxlionsxx March 25, 2007

dim hatstand

wank fodder for rex

after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''

by not mealifer October 27, 2003

handitard

someone who is retarted and handicapped. In other words a complete freak of nature fuck up.

that steve o is a handitard.

my sister shits herself that fucking handitard

by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007

Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012

The Landstander

One who loves to have sex with goats

"Dude, stop being a Landstander"

by Dirk Gently June 16, 2003