hatstand

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

Hatstand

Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.

The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.

by IngyG May 17, 2020

Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

by Cheerful John February 12, 2012

dim hatstand

wank fodder for rex

after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''

by not mealifer October 27, 2003

hatstand

The natural habitat of a Gibbet, often associated with duckietape and fire!

I put that Gibbet on his hatstand, duckietaped his hands and feet and set fire to him!

by Skrink July 28, 2008

Hatstand

Insane

Rumors are so hatstand.

by Threescore August 30, 2016