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shit hammock

Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.
I had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so I had to make a shit hammock.
by dropthekids January 30, 2010
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Hotdog hammock

When 2 overweight men lay upon eachother and place their hotdogs in-between each others breasts and begin to tit wank each other simultaneously (add desired condiments if required)
Did you hear about Richard and Lee the other night they went out for a hotdog hammock!
by Dr kevstein July 14, 2023
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Banana Hammock

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.
I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.
by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017
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Belizean Hammock

The sexual act of cutting a hole in a Hammock with the intent of having a female lie in the hammock and defecate in a Males Mouth
Man last night I gave John McAfee the biggest Belizean Hammock yet!
by Mrmuggles May 28, 2018
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nork hammock

blimey ken,look at the charlies on that,bet she's got a right nork hammock on under there.
by rocketxl5 December 25, 2005
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Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008
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