Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.

Hammer, PLEASE go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my Job.

by metalforhim777 September 22, 2011

the hammer

the term for a amazingly huge penis or bottle straped to the inner thigh of a male referred to as the hammer!!

omg did you see marlboro's defensive end has the hammer! omg hide the children! from #79

by one graced by the hammer August 31, 2009

Hammer

A person who is a huge tool with multiple groups of friends. Like a hammer everyone uses them and its never your turn.

Wow Chris is such a Hammer, I need a ride but he was already being tooled by Dan.

by NickGD December 26, 2008

hammered

A word used to describe an action of misfortune.

1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered

2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered

by PUNK April 7, 2005

Hammer

another word for penis, a very large penis

Good Morning guys my hammer is so big it cannot fit inside my pants

by ham dingler December 13, 2009

hammer

A tool used to insert nails into wood. (no pun intended)
Also used by sick minded assholes who are sexually frustrated

I WANNA HAMMER YEW!!!!

by zdfgujhokpl[] April 23, 2013

The Hammer

A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.

After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.

by Kevin Granderson December 9, 2008