halal meat

Halal is an arabic word means Divinely allowed, halal meat is the meat of an animal or a bird that was slaughtered according to Islamic teachings. Islamic slaughter involves many things to ensure humane treatment of the animal. First, feeding the animal and giving it water & shade during the days of preparation, out of mercy, so that it does not hunger or thirst. Then, separating it from all the other animals during the slaughter, so that they don't see each other. Then directing it to face the Kaaba in Macca, hiding the knife all the time from it, while saying "In the name of Allah, Allah is the greatest" and slaughtering it rapidly with a very sharp knife. The cut must sever the Carotid arteries, the Jugular veins, and also the oesophagus and the trachea, and stop only at the vertebral column in a single, rapid & very deep act. This method ensures many things, first, that the animals do not see any act of slaughter to other animals, and the animal to be slaughtered itself is not aware it is being prepared for slaughter, so it is not frightened and stays calm. Once the knife touches and cuts the carotids, it loses consciousness, and that's why the knife has to be sharp, to reach and cut the carotids rapidly. The spinal cord is not cut, so it keeps discharging automatic impulses to the body muscles to contract even after the animal loses all awareness, this pumps all the animal's blood outside its body through the great vessels, which is hygienic as it leaves the meat bloodless.

The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.

So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.

Is this halal meat ?
Yes, can't you see it has no blood ?! I bought it from a halal food store.

by Sameh Haggag December 28, 2008

hakalaka

Hakalaka is a slur for Arabs. It is an onomatopoeia of sorts relating to how their language sounds to someone who doesn't speak Arabic.

It was a national tragedy when those hakalaka's flew planes into NY and DC.

by Liet Kynes June 17, 2007

halelah

A beautiful, unique, and very weird person, and often times airheaded.

Trying being Halelah, and the boys will come running

by Cammat February 20, 2017

kosher halal

its all good. Everything is fine and OK, or even better than OK.

its all kosher halal

by BobbyBlackManSchtein March 1, 2007

hallababooba

when someone masterbates over ginger people whilst forcing an uneeded shit out of their arse!

OMG! matty clark just hallababooba'd over lisa!!

by unknownn! April 22, 2008

Halawlaw

An expression that could be used in every situation imaginable. w's can be added to the end for emphasis it can be translated as 'well hello there' but it can also mean a lot of other things. Recently, there are rumours circulating that there are some people in existence that only use halawlaw similar to how a pokemon says nothing else besides its name.

Person A: I bought a new car
Person B: Ya Halawlaww

Person C: I lost my eye last night in a fight.
Person B: aww Halawlaww

by Realguy22 March 8, 2011

Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015