haggard

to look tired, used up, happy after a session of gay sex

dude looked haggard coming out of the bath house.

by beyman November 12, 2008

Van Hagar

Term used in a negative context to refer to the band, Van Halen after there lead singer, David Lee Roth left the band in 1985 and was replaced by Sammy Hagar. This is negative because many fans of the band dislike Hagar.

Without Roth, all that's left is stupid Van Hagar.

by SeanMurface April 26, 2006

Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Ugly As Hell, Nasty

Matt- OMG bro did you see that chick??

Nick- Ya man ehh shes ugly as hell airdaaaah!!

Matt- Bro that chick is Haggard she looks like she got hit by a train!

by Chaldean Person June 25, 2009

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005

hagar town rip

when four guys fuck one girl; two in the front and two in the back. eventually the piece of skin will rip and the 4 dicks will meet in the middle.

i can't sit for 3 weeks because 4 guys just gang raped me and gave me a hagar town rip

by nasty mofo November 28, 2006

Haggard

Out of style.Old.Torn up.

Why do you wear those spandex pants,those things are haggard.

by angie cole January 3, 2006

Haggarette

A Cigarette that is haggard. In other words damaged, broken or appears to be in ruff shape because of exsesive partying, water sports, or anything else that would damage a cigarette

jimmy: Hey man you want a smoke?
Timmy: Yeah man but im not touching your godamned haggarettes.

by John Cleveland December 10, 2008