snaggle-hag

Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.

That God damn past Jen not doing these reports!
Yeah she's a real snaggle-hag!

by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018

old hag

an old mean lady who hates everyone but her cat. She usually doesn't have a husband, which is a good thing because if she did she would probably eat him or something. A good example of an old hag is your science teacher that you really hate.

Ms. Reese is a great example of an old hag, since she hates children, yet continues to teach at her crappy New Jersey school. She's like 90,000 years old and has krusty the clown hair. She enjoys making people cry. she is evil!!!

by spaghettieater February 7, 2010

hag tag

The evolutionary form of a tramp stamp, which is the tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

Man, have you seen Veronica's tramp stamp lately? That shit is saggin' and it's now a straight up hag tag.

by Seattle2Tacoma August 21, 2008

hag-lines

Facial lines of unkind and mean people.

You're 31 years old and have hag-lines on your face because you're mean to undeserving people.

by Esun August 5, 2010

Alpha Hag

The primary hag within a group of homosexual men. She is known for dominance over any other hag introduced into the group, and is favored over any other hag. The Alpha Hag is often the most aggressive type of hag, and knows how to keep her gays from the threat of another hag stealing them away.
It's often said that in order for one homosexual man to meet another, he must go through the Alpha Hag for approval.

I was trying to get this guy's attention but his Alpha Hag kept me away - guess she didn't like me?

by CRizzle11 May 20, 2011

E-Hagging

Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.

boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys

b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.

by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011

Stag Hag

A straight guy who has a gay guy as a friend, and who has no problem with going to gay bars. Like a Fag Hag only male.

"How come a straight guy wants to hang around with a gay guy?"
"He's his Stag Hag"

by Jon Dawson March 22, 2007