ex-husband

Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.

I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Husbandry

The characteristics that qualifies a man to be a good potential future husband.

Wow! There is a lot of husbandry in this room.

I love how he takes care of his kids, what great husbandry.

by lkelly29 August 12, 2018

Husband stealer

One who steals another person's husband.

Can you believe that ugly hag is a husband stealer?

by Daugher of a stolen husband December 29, 2008

husband, father, Conservative

A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.

Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.

Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.

Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.

1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.

2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.

3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.

4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism

by youseepee February 5, 2020

Perfect Husband

The husband is head of the house, and the final decision on matters affecting the welfare and economy of the family were left to him. He is responsible for the spiritual and physical needs of the family. A Man that has the ability to cook and clean if necessary. He loves his wife as he does his own body and limits his sexual relations to his wife only. This man is not perfect; however, when the mistake he has made has been brought to his attention or he realizes it, he apologizes. Living in this day and age...while still being the family head, he recognizes that the wife can make more money than he does. He doesn't take this offensively yet he still makes decisions and love and supports his wife. Sports and recreation all have their place. He never neglects his wife. He is respectful, loving, kind, long suffering, mild, and patient.

I think I have found my future Perfect Husband!

by B.Experiment January 16, 2009

invisible husband

1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.

"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Citizen Husbandry

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.

Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.

by Lew Mills April 24, 2011