Holiday Virgin

One who has never experienced popular signs of affection during holidays. He/she has probably never had a kiss under the mistletoe, a new years kiss, a valentine kiss, or maybe even a valentine. In some cases, this also applies to birthday sex.

Guy 1~ "Oh, dude... another new years party, and I'm still a holiday virgin."
Guy 2~ "Hah, loser. I just lost my holiday virginity to that Baberaham Lincoln over there."

by kellathegreat28.tumblr.com January 1, 2011

howdy

A greeting. A friendly, country way of saying Hello.

"Howdy," said the farmer as she greeted her neighbor.

by Athene Airheart March 30, 2004

holiday tree

A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.

Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?

by jff362 April 23, 2007

Howdy Doodly

What Flanders says alot i guess.

Bart Simpson: "look what i did to your picture. LOOK AT IT. Howdy Doodly, Howdy Doodly, Howdy Doodly!!!!"

by heish August 19, 2008

holiday

When people work the 9 to 5 rather than the typical 14-16 hour workdays. An hour lunch break may be taken on these days, but is still frowned upon. Some people may catch a "holiday" and become quite unresponsive. Stay away from these people.

What are you doing on your holiday?
I think I'll take off early at 5 today. What about you?
I think I may go on a vacation for the week.
What's a 'va cation'?

by dirtygrandma November 19, 2018

holidorgy

Any of the holiday-themed orgies that occur regularly at your house, because you're that awesome. Christmas holidorgies involve stockings, lots of coal, and MILFs in Mrs Clause outfits. Thanksgiving: stuffing, gravy, plus hot Pocahontas costumes. Halloween: cosplay and flavored condoms. Easter: fertilized eggs (hopefully not!) and furries.

"that was a great holidorgy."
"yeah it's nice having the in-laws over."

by Desmond White December 2, 2009

holidiarrhea

An intestinal malaise caused by ingesting questionable food at a holiday gathering.

"I think the office Christmas party at the Olive Garden gave me holidiarrhea."

by Felina Fabrege December 20, 2009