Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

hamf

Can be used for two types of bodily fluid. Saliva and Cum.

I.E. "Dude my teacher just hamfed all over my work god damnit!"

by Macdaddythecat January 25, 2007

haffily

similar to happily, commonly found in the phrase "happily ever after", except in the case of the word "haffily" everyone doesn't live happily every after, they are killed by being cut in half, thus the origin of the word haffily.

-"dude all the guys in Sweeny Todd lived haffily ever after!"
-"i know right! That was the goriest movie ever!!"

by therealeffingmadisonb June 24, 2010

hamfaced

the absolute drunkest, sloppiest, shittiest and highest degree of hammered/drunk one can reach; the highest possible degree before one drinks him/herself into a coma; before a blackout one might recognize that he/she is hamfaced, usually one recognizes the next morning due to the following reasons: you are wanted by the law, you have random shit in your room and you don't know how they fucking got there, you wake up to find a random (or many) person (people) naked in your bed, you wake up naked in someones bed, you wake up and find yourself in someone's front lawn ect.

Let's get hamfaced tonight boys!

Al: Dude wtf are these roadblocks, this street sign, and this scooter seat doing in the room?
Art: Fuckin right! We were hamfaced last night!!!

by Naismith_4thFloor October 22, 2009

Dylan Hafford :)

Dylan Hafford is the craziest guy you'll ever meet, but he is super sweet and caring and loving. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He laughs a lot, and everytime he sees you he smiles ear to ear. Dylan is adorable, short, funny, and full of energy.

i love Dylan Hafford :)!

by bballfreak119 February 4, 2010

HAMFG

hard ass mutha fuckin gangsta

ya that dude from jefferson is a HAMFG

by shadydogg September 22, 2007

Haffi

A tall ass fuckhead with a big ass cock.
Will fuck your gf in her ass and never talk to her again.

Fuck, my girlfriend fucked haffi.

I wish I could fuck like he can.

by CheeseBiggus April 11, 2019