hail seyton

1. a method of internal combustion involving whiskey

2. pee pee powers beyond comprehension

5. holy shit!

hail seyton! HAAAIIILLL!

by hail seyton December 25, 2004

Hail Mary

When you shove anal beads up someone’s ass so much it goes into it's stomach.

Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”

Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”

Bob: “WTF?”

Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”

by Thicc daddy Derrick February 17, 2021

hail damage

a species of stretchmarks which follow childbirth, due to expansion and contraction of Mommy's tummy

After having her baby, she got her original figure back, but avoided showing her midriff, due to hail damage that could be seen from across the room.

by Cahokia September 19, 2006

Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

by not enough discounts May 25, 2011

hail apex

The name of a predator best known for fucking up bitches

You look like a hail apex

by Anonymous anomalies June 13, 2017

Hail Mary

Pulling off a last second attempt at something highly unlikely.

I didn't have money for bills, so i put all i had on blackjack and won!
That's a Hail Mary right there.

by Nussidrull November 27, 2017

Håil i borgen

In english it means: Hole in the castle!
It is an insult that literally dont have any meaning, but is still very powerful.
Often used by electricians in norway.

Du har fanken meg håil i borgen!

by Baby Tin February 11, 2020