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The Geriatric

A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.
"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"
by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2011
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fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.
The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace
by inf1nity May 14, 2008
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geriatric swagger

1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.
Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."
by josh_mcg November 6, 2008
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guliano

That kid is such a guliano
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guram

One who does not exist;
One who people have chosen to not acknowledge the existance of.
Guram: "Halpior, you're wrong you see, let me check my logs, now..."
Halpior: "NO GROM, YOU'RE WRONG. You know what? I'm not even going to acknowledge your existance anymore".
Guram: "..."
Nol0n: "QUIET, YOU DONT EXIST."
by #1 Eve Pirate(srs) March 7, 2007
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geria

Geria is a girl that everyone will love and you just can't get enough of her. She is easy to love and will always make you smile. She is kind and caring and will do whatever is asked of her even if it hurts for the people she loves. Geria is the best friend/girlfriend a man could ask for.
Man, my best friend is such a Geria.
by DAT_BIGGIE_BOI June 6, 2018
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Guram

Guram has a charming personality, although his heart belongs to one girl, her name is Nita. Even though I was his “previous love” I am still happy for them.
Guram is nita’s boy
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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