Guffey

A Guffey is one of the most pure beings you may ever come in contact with. The name Guffey is truly a splendid thing to have because it was a royal family from Scotland that came to the Americas during the 1700s. The name Guffey comes from McGuffey again found in Scotland.

Wow, is that a Guffey walking down the street?

by 2-22 oof September 5, 2019

GIFFY

Acronym for "Gay in Five Fucking Years." Used to describe a young man who claims to be straight but acts otherwise, and finally comes out of the closet years later. Famous examples include Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass.

Gay 1: John is totally hot, but he says he's straight.
Gay 2: Yeah, right! Trust me, that boy is a total GIFFY.

by SkittlesJC December 28, 2008

no guff

Kinda like “no shit” or “no kidding.”
Wayne Campbell from Waynes World coined this phrase.

Wayne and Garth walking through a desert.

Garth: “Wow we really are in the desert.”
Wayne: “Sha, no guff.”

by thetartag March 27, 2020

guff

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

Geffy

A really lame teddy bear that sells for $14.

Dude, I bought that bitch a $100 gift certificate to Amazon and all she got me was a lousy Geffy!

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

guffa

Someone who stinks like soiled piss

man that guys a guffa!

by Tryan69 August 10, 2007

guff

A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.

Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again?

John? Nah, he's just a big guff.

by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006