Guck

The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.

The male derivative of the word Gunt.

Short form for cock-gut.

Gut + Cock = Guck.

Also known as a Gick.

Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.

I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.

Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.

by Chib Chakan September 16, 2005

gucking fenius

What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.

Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:

"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."

Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"

by dfisher February 6, 2006

gurkan

When a male is giving another male a blow job and the one giving the BJ starts to choke from the jizz and spits it out, he would be gurkan

I was giving a blow job to him and started gurkan

by Yoyo moew December 19, 2015

gukka

Politcal speech specifically designed to mislead, usually intended to harm the general welfare.

The senator's speech was pure gukka, nothing but an apology for Big Oil and price gouging.

by Kara Chaffee April 2, 2007

Guckenspechiel

A Guckenspchiel (guk-en-spee-she-el) is a noun denoting the fact that something cannot be researched by searching it on a conventional search engine (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, etc...)

It is so called because as of 24.03.10, Guckenspchiel does not produce any search results.

-Did you try googling it?

-Yeah man, but it's a total Guckenspechiel.

by roseaposie March 25, 2010

gackaroobieboobie

a gackaroobieboobie is when, for example you use a public toilet and after abluting, you cannot open the door as you are in the way, meaning you are trapped behind the open door.

I went to the loo at school today but i ended up with a gackaroobieboobie.

by Sophietherat June 21, 2006

guck

A wet stinky mushy turd that peeks out of the water in the toilet bowl (mostly dark in color)

He had to make a guck before his shower.

by gayjo October 12, 2006