Guadalupe S.

n.
1. A beutiful, caring, and intelligent girl.
2. One who always listens and provides advice.

Quit bugging that Guadalupe with your problems, one person can only help so much!

by sKeEt 2 dA bEaT March 4, 2005

guacamole nazi

The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.

That woman is such a guacamole nazi because she only gave me a tiny scoop!!

by Barry Poppins February 10, 2009

Guapaholic

Addicted to gettin large amounts of paypa

Paid Wenzel is a Guapaholic

by Paid Wenzel April 19, 2008

Fresh Guacamole

Using snot as lubrication

My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.

by Dingo Bango September 8, 2010

Pockets guacamole

To have money in one's pockets.

I block a hater like a goalie,
Pockets guacamole. (Cat Daddy by the Rejects)

Hey bro, do you have any money in your pockets?
Hells yea, pockets guacamole.

by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011

guapanease

A romance language spoken among well dressed, well mannered and deep-pocketed individuals.

This girl told me she only speaks guapanease. So I had to change our dinner date location from Wendys to the Blue Water Grill.

by Mann Fresh March 14, 2008

sneaky guacamole

While dining at a Mexican food restaurant, a waiter sneakily convinces customers to add guacamole and/or sour cream to their order without informing them that it will add $3 (or sometimes more) to their overall bill. Can also be applicable to other situations involving trickery outside of Mexican eateries.

Waiter: "Alright, one chicken quesadilla, and would you like your guacamole and sour cream on the side?"
Unsuspecting and Distracted Customer: "Oh... sure."
Bill: "$7 Quesadilla, $3 for guacamole and sour cream on the side."
Angered Customer (who doesn't even like guacamole): "He pulled a the sneaky guacamole maneuver on me!"

by que Sara Sara December 26, 2008