cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Guaced

the level of intoxication passed “ Shwiggity shwasted” where the night may result in one shitting oneself.

“Damn Nick was so Guaced last night you should see the toilet”
“oh no McKenna and Kendall are about to be Guaced”

by guaced queen October 1, 2020

Guac and Balls

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.

Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...

by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023

Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.

“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”

by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.

"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."

by Dragónverde September 24, 2018

Guac

Used to describe the sound in which oral is performed by a woman.

I woke up to my wife giving me that fresh guac.

by King of the Kross February 22, 2021

Guac-Taco

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips

"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"

by guacfan4life August 19, 2024