Guac and Balls

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.

Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...

by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023

Guaced

the level of intoxication passed “ Shwiggity shwasted” where the night may result in one shitting oneself.

“Damn Nick was so Guaced last night you should see the toilet”
“oh no McKenna and Kendall are about to be Guaced”

by guaced queen October 1, 2020

Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.

“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”

by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

Guac

Used to describe the sound in which oral is performed by a woman.

I woke up to my wife giving me that fresh guac.

by King of the Kross February 22, 2021

Papi Guac

1. A man of Hispanic decent who makes delicious guacamole.

2. A Hispanic DILF

3. A "badass" who steals items under $3.00 from a store, collects and mods lighters, and show's off half-baked tricks on their penny board.

1. "Wow! This guac is fine af, whose the Papi Guac who made this?!"

2. "Oooh, Papi Guac lookin' spicy!"

3. "Yo, I'm Papi Guac, I repost dank memes on Instagram lol. Wanna see my modded lighter?"

by Papi Queso July 24, 2016

Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

Guac My Taco

When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy

I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.

by Yolanda369 October 11, 2022