holy guac

A sentence to express your surprise about a situation or something somebody told you.

Friend:"dude I just won the lottery yesterday!"
Me: "Holy guac, no freaking way ma boy."

by SmasherOO November 28, 2018

Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.

person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin

by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023

nigga guac see

When ever a nigga sees a opened avacado, he turnes it into guac and uses it as a lube to jack off to avacados dancing in bikinis.It could also mean niggas in paris are probably in italy and rome is nigga. womp womp lil nigga. boo hoo KKK and remeber niggas are scared of the niggas all dressed in white.

Ayo lil nigga have u nigga guac see?

by The Niggas in Paris January 19, 2024

add guac

Synonym for cool, awesome, lit, fire and sick.

You got a new hair cut? Add guac.

by Addguac.guac June 11, 2024

Pity Guac

Getting free guacamole at Chipotle out of pity for your situation.

1. Damn man, I just went to chipotle and they didnt charge me for Guac.
2. HAHA u got pity guac'd

by jefak120 December 16, 2025

pop a guac

The act of nutting in ones ass as they shit at the same time

"I was hitting Martha from behind then I popped a guac . "
" you should {pop a guac}

by bigdickjohn241 May 21, 2018

Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.

"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."

by Dragónverde September 24, 2018