sir grump

Ill Tempered man, devirginizing is his occupation.

Sir Grump devirginized all members of an alliance, both male and female.

by Evil ZsiZsi August 31, 2017

Bust a grump

Turd

I need to bust a grump guuurl

by Santi boi 1921 November 05, 2019

Grump Paradox

If you travel back in time to prevent a great grandfather, Grump, from being molested by his uncle, then Grump would never molest you. But then, you never would have gone back in time to prevent him from being molested.

1. A famous well known paradox is called the Grump Paradox
2. Grump don't molest me! (Grump Paradox)

by Char777 December 12, 2024

Grumping off

When you rub one out while taking a grumpy

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!

by Puddinboy May 29, 2022

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.

George - Elise how are you today my dear ?

Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!

George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.

Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!

George - Elise what’s up ?

Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!

George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!

The Crowd - loud round of applause!

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.

George - Elise how are you today ?

Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !

George - but the day is beautiful!

Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!

George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.

Elise - ……………

George - your such a turbo grump

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023