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Growling Clam

When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.
Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!
by TDCommitte October 4, 2017
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grooming minors

When a grown-ass man fucks a 14-17 year old child.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.
Ribs: OH YEAH DADDY I WANNA START GROOMING MINORS SO FUCKING BAD NIGGA!
by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023
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monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.
"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."
by qingwaa November 5, 2007
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groovin'

the term for the feeling of euphoria achieved after reaching an orgasm.
i just blew my load and now im groovin' on it
by d@ria_d@hmer July 27, 2006
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Heaven-May-Care Grooming

Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.
My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.
by Wow_Really December 7, 2018
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grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.
Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'
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Grooming

When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.
Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES
by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020
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