sam groth

A guy who sucks at tennis and apparently holds the world fastest serve 263km

Who's that oh it's Sam Groth

by Hotstuff11 January 11, 2017

Marcus Grönholm

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.

"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."

by joe s. krakowski January 15, 2022

isaac groothuis

Boyfriend of Kassy (baby girl)

Yo who’s that guy with the tootsie? Oh, it’s Isaac Groothuis

by mi bola June 23, 2022

Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.

David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.

by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014

blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

urban growth

urban growth is when cities and suburbs experience a growth in the population.

Sydney has experienced urban growth

by star bucks April 12, 2015

Grunthos

A person who likes all things debase and disgusting. He feels the need to reveal these things to other people to somehow gain some perverted joy from their horror and disgust.

by Pablo February 7, 2003