Groschemy

1)madness
2)an instance of annoying occurances
3)nonsense
or conversely, with different inflection:
4) gloriousness
5)a small turbine powered velociped commonly ridden by young ne'er do wells in the early twentieth century.

1)That biatch at the super bowl sure talked alot, it was sheer groschemy.
2) Smeagol, why does it groschemy, Smeagol?

by famous seamus mikelernon February 3, 2004

groich

Groiching, a British public school term for mildly roasting a junior boy in front of an open fire, much like toasting a muffin. Often associated with the game 'Piggy Come Lately'.

'Being groiched never did any real harm - brought a glow to the cheeks on a cold winter's evening and stiffened the character' (Parsons' Schoolday Memories, 1912)

by Sebastian Basteville-Sykes December 16, 2007

grouchmeister

Master of grouchiness. Used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.

Last night a friend and I had smoked a bowl or three. While I was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. I put the peel in her slippers. Thinking I was a genius, I continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. When she came in she asked "why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!"

To make them more slippery!

We couldn't stop laughing... she became grouchmeister.

by shawn1234567 November 27, 2011

Gronchula

monster or girl, similar to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

"Crazy yesterday and calm today? Must be a Gronchula!"

by doft May 4, 2014

groncher

Dicesi di persona di gracile aspetto

Groncher è alto 1,80 e pesa 50 kg

by Awdj81 May 21, 2016

Grouchos

Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.

"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.

by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017

grouchsnach

a vagina that looks and smells like oscar the grouch

"i was fuckin dis bitch right and i swear she had a grouchsnach

by Terrace88 October 23, 2018