Lady Greyed

Being teabagged (the victim of a person dropping their testicles on another for comedic value) unexpectedly by a person of feminine appearance.

Hey dude, did you hear what happened to Ev last night? That chick he took home Lady Greyed him. Lucky Ev likes surprises.

by CannaR December 11, 2019

Greedom

The Corporate Dream to replace freedom with a more corporate friendly government goal.

Trumps presidential dream is to let Greedom ring.

by astonished head December 13, 2016

Greged

When you get so drunk you endanger your life by falling head first into things such as open parking garages etc. Then embarrass yourself by vomiting in the home of the one who is taking care of you. Then end up in a hospital.

"Lets get Greged tonight dude"
"Dude you were so Greged last night"

by Stuffdaily August 17, 2011

greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

Greedy Norwegian

The act of getting a cheap prostitute to shave your gooch and when she's half way through, you shit on her face.

I gave her a greedy norwegian last night.

by SquishMitten4 November 2, 2006

Greedy Sex

When a male or female has sex strictly to have an orgasm without regard to the other sexual partner.

"What an idiot, when you go for a one night stand just get some greedy sex in there"

by Jesuspikachu June 1, 2009

Greedy

Being greedy is to want more than you need. Not necessarily a bad thing especially when living in a materialistic/capitalist society. Being greedy in its self is not bad. Doing bad things to satisfy your greed is what makes it horrible sometimes.

I already make 100,000 a year.

I want to make 1,000,000 a year.

Being greedy isnt really bad now is it?
(This is just an example, I dont make near that much)

by Said_M November 17, 2006