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Ganch

A Northern Irish slang term used to depict a foolish or idiotic person. It can also be used as a verb when someone is behaving inappropriately or just generally being annoying (ganching)
That pokemon player is a total ganch!

Stop ganching you pair of ganchy mcganches!
by Lou1991 October 26, 2018
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graunch

to damage something by using excessive force, often with the use of an incongruos implement
"i can't seem to close this lid, it looks like someone's tried to graunch the fucker open"
by leon aeon cnut cobalt-blue December 17, 2003
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Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.
Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?
by morgalope December 3, 2005
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The Grinch

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.
"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.
by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009
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Pussy Grinch

Somebody who interferes with another persons ability, or attempt, to lock down some pussy. Usually done out of spite or hatred for the pussy aspirer....usually (but not always) at a Ho-liday function or get together.
Man! I was schemeing hard on Tiffany last night at Chadwicks, she was diggin it....then that motherfucking pussy grinch Kyle came over and told her I had the clap behind my back.
by Loudave December 26, 2008
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Grinch-dick

A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.
"He's pretty hot, but he has a total grinch-dick."
"Ooh, that sucks."
by bowtheif November 21, 2016
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granholm

47th governor of the State of Michigan. A native of Vancouver, BC, Canada. Has not yet made good on any of her promises to reform healthcare, preserve jobs and turn Michigan's economy around.
"I'm sick of being jobless!"

"Then why'd you vote for Granholm?"
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