post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.

My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

he made graduation

it's over ladies gents and everyone in between

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pure copium for ye fans who cannot accept he is a deranged nazi

Person 1: WTF stop supporting Ye he is a nazi.
Saul: B-bu-but... he made graduation.

by follow your leader nazis February 7, 2025

2025 Graduates

"2025 Graduates" is a term that refers to the high school and/or college graduate class of 2025.

"We are part of the 2025 Graduates!"

by NaeNaeQueen September 9, 2025

Graduation

In the words of Etta James, At last... we graduate as to celebrate the achievements and the efforts we put in all those years. To celebrate the end of an era means to celebrate a new beginning. A new beginning in the next chapters of our lives that sucked so bad where you are broke most of the time, anxious and borderline depressed, lonely and again broke cus taxes suck real bad.

I graduated with honors.. and in honor of my allowances that I will no longer receive
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!

You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021

But He Made Graduation

After Ye, formerly Kanye West, started becoming an absolute asshole, people who defended him said the phrase 'But He Made Graduation'

'But He Made Graduation', I shouted as they dragged me into the white room.

by COULDN'TBEME April 11, 2025

Graduated licensing

Militarily enraged women complaining the get to commit torture and murder 1

Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.

Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...

by vij_29 September 23, 2011