In the words of Etta James, At last... we graduate as to celebrate the achievements and the efforts we put in all those years. To celebrate the end of an era means to celebrate a new beginning. A new beginning in the next chapters of our lives that sucked so bad where you are broke most of the time, anxious and borderline depressed, lonely and again broke cus taxes suck real bad.
I graduated with honors.. and in honor of my allowances that I will no longer receive
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!
You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!
You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers
by Bacteriola November 25, 2021
The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.
by its not cup! January 02, 2021
Is when you are done with your school and go on to pursue life. This is also the time when you realize how far you have come and sometimes cried looking back to your past, to your best of friends, and to your crush. Graduation hit hard, really hard if you have a lot of friends and memorable teachers. I miss my friends
Tony: I fucking hate graduation
John: Why?
Tony: I will never have the chance to meet you guys again in the future
John: Why?
Tony: I will never have the chance to meet you guys again in the future
by The Giant Cock July 02, 2023
We are working on our graduation project.
by Kiwigenocide September 02, 2019
An HIE Graduate is anyone who seems to have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express for a night or two. Can, and will, offer expert advice concerning any situation known to man. Commonly found in Live Chats.
Zeke: "God, that annoying bastage thinks he knows something about everything!"
Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".
Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".
by KSparx June 29, 2024
The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."
by Steventyler23 January 01, 2016
by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019