the us government

A large reptilian force that spices on it's people, and other countries.

Guy- have you seen the US government?
Hitler- nah fam they aided me lol
Guy- *Gets shot*
Secret service- no one shall know.

by Lt spooderlink January 1, 2017

Government

A money-driven conspiracy of liars, cheaters, and conartists claiming to control all morality. They assume that they know everything, including the difference between right and wrong, but to not realize how hypocritical they truly are. They will create their own destrution, while their victoms sit and watch them fall.

Fuck the government!

by T3h B0y December 21, 2003

Governator

The killer machine sent into the depths of time to overtake the evil that is Gray Davis and restore political saftey to California...

Arnold: Who is this Gray davis?
Reporter: Well, he is the governor..
Arny:What movie is he in!?
Reporter: He's not in -
Arny: I will kill him!?

by Enter name here _____ November 10, 2003

Global Government

see Star Trek Federation

see also GAY

fuckin Marxist nerds

by burn in hell August 6, 2004

Goverse

A game from Sewaren played by two or more people, the game being triggered by someone saying "Go" and holding their hand out as if to receive a "down low" five. If you miss the said "Go" then you will be smacked in the face by the go-er. However, if you hit the hand, the title of smack giver is given to you, you get to hit the other person in the face. There are many different rules, but this is the basic setup. You can also call reverse, which basically means if you hit the hand, you get smacked in the face. We've fashioned the term "Goverse" to mean go and reverse, so you can fool your friends.

Rafael - Go

Dominck - *Fakes like he wasn't paying attention and hits hand*

Rafael - *Slapped in the face*

Dominick - "guhguhguhguhgoverse reverse reverse gooooooo"

by My Name is Not Steve July 30, 2012

government

lizards

1: Hey what's up
2: I heard that the votes a-*controlled by government*stutters are going towards Donald Trump!
1: Wait, WHAT?!
2: *puts on tin foil hat while looking like a dunce*
2: I meant they're being controlled by the KKK

by SANS UNDERTALE IS FORTNITE?!? August 10, 2017

That's what the government want you to think...

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

by rudym335 July 23, 2014