goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!

Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk

by toast_reboot August 03, 2023

goose

a fucking disgrace

fuck this goose

by ducklett July 12, 2021

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

Goose

A very annoying thing

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Its a goose!

by LAUGH HARDER May 07, 2020

Goose

Delicious food and the only thing from Canada I really do not like. It can't at all sing like Alanis Morissette, and that woman has a very angelic voice

A goose makes a delicious Christmas dish

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 03, 2018

Goose

An angry bird that attacks people because it can

Bob: I got attacked by a Goose

Jhon: I know right? They are such jerks

by Glitchy_bubbles March 31, 2021

Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!

by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019