groshing

when you're unable to access food so you drink your own semen.

"dude ive been groshing since friday, i just cant afford food right now."

by WhimsicalSkeleton March 5, 2025

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

Goosing

When you're experiencing immense pleasure to the point where the sounds you make resemble that of a goose/duck

"Sorry I'm late I was goosing all night long"

by Nasal-kun December 14, 2025

Cody Goshing

To Gosh one's Cody is to turn off their computer unexpectedly. This is usually done in a violent manner such as ripping the cord from the wall, or making a lot of noise while you cram your finger into the power button as hard as you can. The term came from, I believe, the response of a person whose Cody had just been Goshed. It is also acceptable to do this by "Stealing" the target's mouse by use of USB mice and shutting down by the start button.
Note: Cody is used as a noun, Goshed as a verb.

"He was playing games in the computer lab, so the teacher Goshed his Cody."

"The screen went black and I knew my Cody had been Goshed."
"Get away from my Cody!"
"Don't make me Gosh you."
"I believe Cody Goshings are in order"(Upon finding someone using a computer in a way deemed a poor use of the computer, such as homework)

by Waywatcher5 June 30, 2007

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025