Gooch-to-cooch

The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).

Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.

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by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011

Hot Gooch Sundae

The act of performing anal sex followed by a swift punch to the gooch, causing the partner to shit hot fecal matter, proceeded by the one whos hittin dat ass cumming into the pile of fecal matter. Afterwards the fecal matter and cum combo is force fed to the partner for "dessert".

JIM: What the fuck Jarred, you should have asked before giving me a Hot Gooch Sundae.

by Devilukes, Platypus January 9, 2010

swamp gooch

(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.

Woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. It was so sweaty and smelled like Deeb.

by ESHS January 5, 2011

gooch cheese

Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.

While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.

by forevercha0s August 26, 2006

Gooch

Right between the balls and the asshole, lies the gooch.

The male species often enjoys the fondling of the gooch as well as the tickling,stroking,flicking, licking, swatting and massaging the region of and around the gooch.

Uncle Bob's breath smelt just like a darn gooch.

by whatsthebeat January 16, 2013

Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

"where is your Gooch???"

by jaaackem April 2, 2019

Gooch

Also known as the taint. Tis the area between the nutticles and the crack. Many consider it to be holy and spiritual, if punched hard enough it can cause bowel movements.

Fodder: Hey.. This is a bit of an awkward question, but I've been having trouble going.. Ya know.. Number two... Could you give my gooch a nice hit?

Reginald: ANYTIME

by Tarzan of the jungle May 14, 2013