What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!
Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022
1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
by PinDarkShadow May 02, 2024
Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.
Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.
by ThatFreak6996 January 06, 2024
1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 20, 2023
by ItsCookz January 10, 2025
An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
by UniversalTruths December 21, 2024