Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

gooner

someone who has the innate desire to goon

he is such a gooner.

by Kykai February 10, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

Gooner

Someone that embraces degen culture. Might have body pillows, probably watches hentai.

"Ahri is my fav champ because she has big boobs."
"ur a gooner."

by MassiveTyler July 19, 2025

Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow

You're a mad gooner!

by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025

certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.

Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help

by himolton April 22, 2024