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Gootus

The feeling of shame and misery-infused regret one experiences after buying inferior goods.
Zach bought what he thought were some swell whiskey glasses, but the Gootus quickly settled in. He knew he should have listened to Tom and bought the other, better ones.
by EvilBastid November 28, 2021
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Goosus

Goosus is a religion which believes that goose is above all else, believing there is an Almighty goose who has power over all. In goosus they follow three key scriptures: Goosus Diu (long goose), Goodus Almighty and Donkyus: the life of a prophet. Donkyus is a key figure in Goosus he was a man who later became one as Goose in heart, body and mind. He then became the earthly messager of the Almighty Goose
I follow the religion "goosus"
by GoosusBeliever69 February 6, 2022
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googus

a cum-covered taint/gooch
Man from squid games touches my googus”
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I am very Goobus.
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Goofism

Goofism is the the illness or sickness of being a good. Examples, hardcore, non-stop thievery, pathological liars, and basically anyone who is constantly fucking you around, all are infected with goofism. It is highly contagious and passed on by hanging out with goofs
Nanaimo is a town that runs rampit with goofism in BC. If you're an all around decent person, beware, goofism will fuck with your entire life and is also very contagious
by Generallygoodheartedwoman July 22, 2022
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goonus

Jonas is pretty goonus
by hhhhhhagvdhbn September 12, 2022
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Gfoofus

Pronounced (guh-foo-fus)

A gfoofus is like a Goofus, but much goofier and more doofus-like.
The Gfoofus would soon become known as a low intelligence specimen because of his actions
by MarkXS February 8, 2023
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