Goofy Bitch

A non derogatory reference to a girl that constantly does and/or says goofy shit all the time.

Damn, Devin and Jenn are goofy bitch's

by Pat Pres January 27, 2009

Goofy Juice

1. Liquid medication that was once used to treat psychiatric patients before the discovery of modern day neurology and psychology, it often rendered the patient to a vegetable like state.

2. Any alcoholic beverage from Shiner Bock, Stolichnaya to lean and drank.

Gabe: Man psychology has come a long way.
Zach: yeah dawg, if you even had the slightest presence of psychological abnormality a century ago, they’d just give you goofy juice and lock you in a room.

Zach: Man, Rob sure is high on that goofy juice.
Gabe: yeah man

by ZachAttack94 September 30, 2018

goofy aww

goofy aww is a very popular term for saying something is very silly or wacky

goober 1: have you seen the way that guy farts
goober 2: yeah man, it's so goofy aww !!!!!!!!!!

by lil monkey boy April 14, 2022

Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

Goofy Woofy

Adjective
To be extremely durpy, to have the mental capacity of a drunken toddler. Generally used in a non offensive way.

Man I feel so wierd after inhaling those factory chemicals, we are being so goofy woofy.

by The goofiest woofiest April 1, 2023

Goofy Pluto

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.

by rickbrunernyc May 2, 2012

mad goofy

when something is cringeworthy and laughable as fuck

damn those two guys got caught leaving mad goofy comments on that e-girl's tiktok saying for her to give em pink eye

by Corgimations March 17, 2022