gonk

African tribesman whom makes native calls to his people

theirs are gonk leader

by ray gonk quall March 13, 2023

Gonk

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.

I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.

by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022

Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.

Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”

by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023

Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising

'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'

by blue bakugan August 13, 2021

Gonk

A racist term used to describe the Chinese or Korean. Basically any bitch with squinty eyes

guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking

guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though

by yourfavoritecommunitymanager December 23, 2019

Gonk

A term used to define when someone's balls fall out of their vagina.

"Don't you hate it when your balls fall out of your pussy? Call that a Gonk"

by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021

Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 21, 2018