Goatman

A man who loves to have sex with goats.

Hide those goats before goatman sees them.

by EvgenyIsGreat May 12, 2010

amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009

goater

A GTO owner. The Pontiac GTO is often called "Goat".

Jeff is a Stanger, Jim is a Goater, and Joe is a Stinger. Joe wins all the races, Jeff always comes in last.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

nicholas brown likes to ride dildos

(nicholas)"i'm literally goated on the sticks"

(Jacob)"so you like to ride dildos?"
nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

by shreksucker69 November 24, 2019

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

Goatesque

Willing to eat almost anything, edible or inedible alike.

My dog Levon is goatesque in his oral consumptions.

by Crosswords June 2, 2015